Adventure Time w/ JD

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June 2011

May 31, 201148,542 notes

May 2011

So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that's the case I'll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone's done dying, then come back down and be the only person alive. Fuck yeah.L

now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.

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May 28, 2011254,361 notes
Anonymous asked: how do yu fuck?

fashionri0t:

Well, at first I hit my slow stroke like:

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And then, I go downtown and eat that pussy like:

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And then I flip it up a bit and smash that thang from the back like:

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Then I turn her back around and play with her like:

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And then I take it to a whole ‘nother level and hit it in the bathroom like:

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And when I’m done, I smoke a little somethin’, just chillin’ like:

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And if she isn’t asleep, I’m like:

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May 28, 20113,536 notes
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May 21, 201186,932 notes
Reblog if you've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09, and 10/10/10.

mostdopesyndicate:

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This won’t happen for another 1,000 years

May 20, 2011164,433 notes
I hate when my sneeze doesn't come out

& I’m just sittin’ there lookin’ like:

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May 20, 201138,329 notes
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May 18, 2011
May 18, 201135 notes
Awww yes it is, (: thanks lol

lol your welcome :-)

May 17, 2011
May 16, 201169,971 notes
When I joined Tumblr, I’m like;

yoursuchstupid:

 

“How does this thing workkk?”;

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Now;

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May 16, 2011277 notes
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May 15, 201147,030 notes

“Every king springs from a race of slaves, and every slave had kings among his ancestors”

- Plato

May 15, 2011
Reblog if you're a 91-97 kid.

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